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THE LAYTCOMERS’ upcoming album is in the works and we all can look for it soon. Whether punk, rock, pop, the practical and the majestic mix in certain chaotic degrees in the band. And that’s alright, because it is the power and the charm of the band. Without it, there’s nothing special.
Fortunately we do have that uniqueness coming out of THE LAYTCOMERS, and for that the musical world is a bit better for it.
From here, the band’s explorations into “loneliness, awkwardness, procrastination and boring suburban life” can sprout into many, many different manifestations. Unpredictable and fun, we all should look forward to what’s next for this quirky Californian band.
Oh, and just in case, ‘Pest Control’ is literally “a post-punk song about dealing with bed bugs.”